Saturday, October 18, 2008

Joke Mania!



Jokes!

Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns aren't working!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hatch!
Hatch who?
Ha ha! I made you sneeze!



You find yourself trapped in a room with no doors and no windows.
There is only a table and a mirror. How do you escape?

~Look in the mirror, see what you saw. Take the saw. Cut the table in half.
Two
halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.